December Koala Newsletter 2016


The new unisex Strap-on Harness is now on Koalaswim.com! This product came to our line of play wear completely by accident. I ordered one these strap-on units for the girl model to use fucking our male model while he was wearing the strap-on pussy (which is now one of our best sellers!) I was so impressed by how it worked and how reasonably priced it was that I decided during the photo shoot to add it to our line. This is something I have never done before but the harness is that cool and works that well. It will work with almost any dildo or butt plug. (we sell the harness, not the dildos) and is great for either male or female to wear.

New Male Chastity Products

As you are reading this, we have added a significant number of new male chastity devices to the site. As I have said on many occasions, our goal is to offer the largest selection of male chastity products on the planet. We just might have that title already, but we are not ones to rest on our laurels. There is a new ultra micro cock cage called the Slammed Micro, which as far as I have been able to ascertain, is the smallest male chastity cock cage ever built. Any smaller and you might as well use a thimble. One of the interesting aspects to this cage is the sizes of cocks that can be stuffed into it. If you have a little micro penis or a very small one; it is absolutely perfect. However, even small to medium cocks can be completely stuffed inside, totally secure from any sexual gratification. 

We are also offering a couple of European style clam shell male chastity cock cages. Based on the way they look and feel; I believe they are going to be very popular with Koala chastity boys.

All about Feminine Style Male to Female Transformation Products

I need your help!!! I want to add more products for Crossdressing, Transsexuals, and men into femme.

I’m thinking of adding a line of male to female body shapers similar to what the ladies use, including butt shapers with pads, and maybe silicone breast inserts. I would love to hear any ideas you might have.

Male to female transformation is so popular in our line and so exciting, too. I enjoy wearing many of the different designs that let me see what my inner feminine personality already knows. It is amazing how when you see your penis transformed into a vagina that your brain registers the feeling of being female. When I wear a pussy style suit with a lovely exposed camel-toe, all sensation of having a penis is gone. It is nothing short of a moving experience that I feel all men should undergo at least once. I am willing to bet that one time will not be enough once you try it!

A Swimwear Promise about to be Fulfilled!

We have been promising for years to offer a scrunch butt design bikini equal to or, in our case, hotter than what is so popular with the ladies. The problem was creating a design that just absolutely blew me away. We would come close but had never made one worthy of wearing the Koala label. I had ordered many from competitors to see what they were doing but, again, I never found one that I thought was even close to good; let alone great. I did have some samples of girl’s bottoms with great backs, but they did not rework well into designs for men. I can finally say we have created a spectacular scrunch butt style suit called the” Male Room!”  It will be online within the next couple of weeks. Using wet rubber look spandex to create each one; it covers the ass phenomenally. The front pouch is a small lovely bulge, but the ass is the true star of this show!

Anal Stimulation for Everyone!

Have you still not tried it? Did you know that anal stimulation is every bit as orgasmic as penis stimulation and, in some ways, much more intense!?  Multiple orgasms are easier to come by with anal stimulation. Anal stimulation is one of the fastest growing trends for all men (no matter what their sexual orientation is) and women. Koala offers many items for anyone interested in trying out the pleasures of anal sex. We have plugs, Ass Sparks, metal gear, anal lube, anal spreaders, and other pleasurable items for the beginner to the avid experienced ass pro.  Why not try something new for the holiday!?

Finally, a Photo-Shoot for the New Swimsuits!

By the time you receive this newsletter, we should be getting ready to shoot all the newest swimsuits, shorts and other spandex fun wear designs. Yes, we promised you this collection for the summer, but we have had a number of health issues with my wonderful ladies that work on the production, so the going has been very slow. They are absolute perfectionists and would rather deliver the collection late and perfect rather than just thrown together. The suits came out beautiful and we have created some truly unique designs for your wearing pleasure and experience, just in time for the holidays. It looks like you will be getting exactly what you love.

Changes in Our Production

The times, they are a changing and the days of offering hundreds of designs are coming to an end. I have spent the last couple of months trying to come up with ways to introduce new collections on time while keeping the best sellers in stock. The problem is that we offer so many styles; styles that I love as do our customers. That said, it is time to thin the herd because it is no longer possible for us to keep new production flowing, keep our best sellers in stock, and have enough room for all the hundreds of styles. The answer is that we will be trimming our line of suits. As we run out of a design that is a slower seller, we will discontinue it. I have not decided how to do it yet, but some of it will be through offering specials at the mensswimwearblog.com, which is much easier and a more efficient way to do it since the Koala newsletter only comes out every two months.

New Larger Custom Anal Stretcher Plugs to be used with Koala Anal Designs (they can be used on their own too with amazing results)

We have a number of designs that incorporate the 1.5” and 2” metal anal stretcher/hole openers. These stretchers are made in the USA of the finest aircraft quality aluminum, and the way they feel inserted up your ass is almost beyond words! We have had a number of customers ask us for even larger plugs to go with the suits and, in the past, we would have them made custom, but doing so was extremely expensive. Now we are offering custom 2.5” and 3” anal stretcher plugs that have the slots ready to accept the straps on your favorite anal wear spandex suits at very reasonable prices!

Ball Buster!

The new Oxball Ball Stretcher we just added to the site is really quite a masterpiece. I have been playing with it and using the different weight sets on my balls. Needless to say, the heavier you go the more intense the stretch, but also the more intense feeling of pleasure. I worked my way up to using the three 12 ounce weights for a total of 36 ounces and it felt like my balls were being sucked by someone with the force of an industrial vacuum. Instant pre-cum began flowing.

The Beauty of Cold Weather and Tights

They are made for each other. At least one glass ceiling has been broken for men to wear tights in public. It’s getting cold outside and it is time when a young man’s (actually any age man) fancy turns to spandex; spandex tights that is. In Los Angeles in late November and early December, we are still getting some nice beach days, but much of my spandex fun turns to the gym and just going out on the town wearing spandex tights. There are few things that look sexier on men or women’s bodies than skin tight, show the shape of everything, tights. I find them to be some of the most visually arousing designs you can wear.


Koala December Newsletter Sale

50% off all of these designs!!!

This is Koala’s largest sale ever, and a new format, too. Just click on the sale link and, if it is a suit you want, just add it to your cart. Want more? Just come back to the newsletter to add more styles. This sale runs through the end of December but act fast because, once these styles are gone; they are gone forever. Not all suits are available in all sizes.  You can also phone in your orders to 800-238-2941 or e-mail it to hinc28@socal.rr.com


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Personal Note

Good or bad, no matter how much I promise not to make them each year, I always end up making resolutions for the New Year. Maybe it is just human nature to try to always do better or maybe many of us find doing so helps us to focus on things that need change in our life. As always, it’s best to try to balance out these compulsions with meditation and deeds that make our planet a better place.

Peace and Love

Michael David

 

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